Posted by bunterwannabe on May 05, 2003 at 04:24:11:
In Reply to: Re: Grate - a controversy posted by tm on May 04, 2003 at 19:29:17:
Tony, Tony, Tony... I was counting on a little more wit, a riposte, some ready repartee.
Did you ever live in Scunthorpe? Did you leave? Is that why they changed the name to Shorpe?
It may be weak, but it's better than Twat.
Actually nothing's better than.... but that's another story, and it does remind me of Barney Quinn explaining false syllogisms: Nothing is better than heaven, half a loaf is better than nothing, therefore half a loaf is better than heaven.
In TM's lingo - it would be a silly jizzom: and since nothing is better than twat, and a wank is better than nothing, then a wanker is better than a twat, which makes TM better than me!
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